>Leaves house for freshman orientation
>Brings a box of Pocky
>Kid on bus wants to fight me for it
>Tells him no
>Bitch walks off like a whore
>Later, We're walking through our schedules after lunch
>On second floor
>Kid tries to fight in the hall
>Defensively shoves him into a column
>Almost gets suspended 3 days before birthday and 4 before school
>Walks out dean's office confident and free
>Later at home
>Walks in house and the contents of the closet are spilled out
>Yells at escaped lizard that no doubtedly did it:
"You had better get your lizard bitch ass out of where you are"
>Walks up stairs
>checks unde